Hey everybody!!!! I have some very strange news. Have you guys ever had a dream that made absolutely no sense whatsoever? Well, the dream I had last night was the wierdest of all wierd dreams. First, me and my family moved to some place that doesn't exist in real life and I went to a school where I had to pretend to be a girl. I went as a guy and sat next a girl who wanted to sit next to the girl at my stop (me) and we passed my stop which doesn't make sense. Then, I'm randomly at a totally strange water park where you have to down this windy road and then there are tons of hot tubs (which are sadly never in water parks) and then some other random events happened that had nothing to do with the beginning of my dream. So, there you have it, the wierdest dream in the history of wierd dreams. If you've had an even wierder dream, tell me. Why? Cuz I'm bored as hell and need something to do!!! LOL!! JK, but tell me your wierd dreams if you want cuz there may be a connection with you and your dream nomatter how wierd it is. In mine, I moved to an unknown place, and in real life I moved from Massachusetts to Florida and it was pretty new to me. With the girl school thing, I felt like I was a totally different person from everyone else and that I didn't fit in well. Well, that's it!!! Talk later!!!!

Hello people of newgrounds!!!! How are you doing? Well, I'm doin awesome!!! My birthday is at the end of this month and I am siked!!! (i think that's how you spell this) Well, many of you are flash artists and submit flash to NG. well what if it's unpopular? well then, tell me and I'll vote a 5 on it for a few days!!! That sound good? But, if you have called me names and acted like a f%$#ing asshole to me, then I'll just vote 1 for two weeks!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well, I was at school, and I saw these two spiders who were rubbing each other and touching eachother!! I thought, are they gay? We all had enough to deal with with gay people, now there are gay spiders!? What next, gay cats?! Well, we all better keep a look out, cuz there are more gays out there then we thought!!! LOL BTW, this really happened.

Um, hey guys. I'm feeling really down in the dumps today. Lately, a bunch of jackassy jerks have been calling me a midget, and sometimes even chicken wing. If any of you have any ideas on helping me, I would really appreciate it if you were to tell me. Bye

sorry I'm late. Um, I guess that's it. BYE BYE LOL

I'm finally gonna be able to submit something to NG!! I'm gonna submit a few music tracks, with the help of my friend Brandon Harrison (aka flaming hobo) We're gonna submit a few on my account and a few on his account. Well, that's it!!

hey everybody!!! Wassup? You know, I came on Newgrounds and thought: "It really sucks that I can't upload any flash videos or music tracks to NG. I just wish I could add something here." Then I had an idea. I decided to make a news post telling a ghost stroy I thought of a few days ago. So, here it is:

Not too long ago, there lived two friends. Their names were Ted and Joe. Every day, the two buddies would go to their tree house. They had a television, an Xbox 360, a computer, two bean bag chairs, and a box full of movies and video games. They also had a stash of board games. They'd always play a board game in their tree house. One day, they stayed at their tree house for hours. They lost track of the time, and before they knew it, it was 7:30 PM. Since Ted and Joe lived next door to each other, they walked home together. But on the way, a man with a hockey mask jumped out of some bushes and shot Joe in the face with a pistol. Ted just stood there and watched his friend die. He then leapt at the man and broke his neck.

The funeral was long, but Ted didn't know that, for he was too depressed to go. He had stayed in his tree house since the incident, crying his eyes out. But, that night, Ted started to calm down. He pulled out a deck of cards and started to play Solitare. But then, Joe showed up, dripping a puddle of blood on the floor. Now Ted and Joe are together, in their graves, side by side.

THE END

Hehee, that's it. By the way, if you didn't think it was good, please don't write a comment where you blabber on about how you hated it, just tell me how I can improve it. Well, see ya later!!

Hey everyone!!!!! U know, I've been thinking, which is better: Nintendo Wii or Playstation 3? I'd have to say Wii, but what do you think? I'm gonna have a vote! If you think Wii totally pwnz the PS3, then vote for Wii. If you think that the PS3 is the better system, vote for it. I wanna know what you guys think!!

I now have a lot to do on DeviantArt so I'm done doing my daily joke. But, just for kicks, here is one last joke:

Why do ostiches put there heads in the ground? (PS i know that they don't really do that) So they didn't have to look at Yomama!!! LOL!!!! Well, talk some other time!!

Hey everyone!! I was grounded from the computer for a few days, so that's why I didn't do the daily joke a few times.

Why are wrestlers good comedians? They have a lot of punch lines. POW!!!

How can giraffes be considered drunkards? Cuz they're always so high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the person telling this joke.
Well, that's it for today's daily joke!