It's time for a special daily joke where I come up with 6 jokes that I think are hilarious!!

Ok, why is it illegal for an elephant living in America to be buried in Asia? Because it's still living!

A guy named Bob is seen in his car as it crashes into a wall and explodes, and he is found dead. Yet the next day, people see him walk out of his front door. How the hell is this possible?? He's a motherf***ing ghost!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!!!!!!! LOL

A man buys a ticket for a play, yet when he gets to his seat almost everyone leaves. Why? The snack bar ran out of beer.

Ok, there are three guys in a car named crap, shut, and manners. Crap falls out the window and the car is pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "What's your name?" Shut up says "Shut up." The cop says "Where are your manners?" Shut up says "He's over there picking up crap."

Three robbers are spotted by the cops after they stole from the bank. The robbers hide in the bushes. The first robber jumps out and says "Tornado!!" So the cops run away. The second guy jumps out and says "Tsunami!!" So the cops run away. The third guy jumps out and says "Fire!!"

Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball.

Well, that's it for the Daily Joke special! I hope my jokes made you laugh at least a little bit!!